Yo okay so uh, listen up. I'm THEE one, THEE only, an' that's all there is to it. But some a' yous guys got a lotta issues wit tissues an' all that, so here's what I wanchu ta do:

Spit the Crackuh Jack outcha' mouth, put on yuh big boy pan'nies an' step up to da plate. Got sum'm t'say? Take a crack at it. I got nothin' t'lose here, do you? Didn't ( Read more... )